status: in mah lab rn

$STARCTony Starc

dey said stablcoin man cant mak memcoin. so i mak da memcoin. frm mah livn room. wit mah jet outsid. ๐Ÿš

gas is usdc cuz i sed so  ยท  we bild we scale we arc

arc network status

everyting is onlin. trus me.

i chek da dashbord frm mah helicoptr. numbrs go up. dats good i tink.

tps (allegdly)
12,842
finaliti
0.35s
gas token
USDC
nodes
1,248
sistem chek
settlemntโœ“onlin
bridgโœ“onlin
vibezโœ“onlin
utiliti
none
we winnin anyway ๐Ÿ˜Ž
da lore

who is da starc man

mah fathr cross da ocean on a boat. i cross a lil blokchan. same ting reely wen u tink bout it.

peple say "u jus a stablcoin man, u cant mak a memcoin." so i go to mah lab. i tinker. i sip mah drink. i mak dis.

now i hav big haus, big choppr, big blu A on mah drivway. i dnt no wat it all mean but it lookin very expensiv and dat is da point.

nawt iron man. STARC man. i privatiz'd world paymnts frm mah couch. ๐Ÿ˜

da starc man in his lab
how 2 giv da starc man money

it not out yet

i am still in da lab. dnt worry bout it. wen it redy u wil no. for now u fรณllow, u wach, u wait lik a patient lil investr. ๐Ÿ‘€

01

get a walet

u need an evm walet. metamask or rabby. arc is evm so ur eth setup jus works. i not ur financ advisr i jus a man.

02

fรณllow da starc man

hit da fรณllow on @Starconarc. dis where i anounc wen da coin go live. no fรณllow = no no.

03

wait 4 da signal

wen i shin da big blu $STARC in da sky u no it tim. contract drop den. not befor. patienc.

04

ape (responzibli)

wen live, u swap 4 $STARC. onli wat u can afford 2 los. dis a silly coin nawt a retirmnt plan lmao.

tokenomiks (i lernd dis word yestrday)

da numbrs

total suply
1,000,000,000
buy tax
0%
sel tax
0%
lp status
soon ๐Ÿ”’
contract adress not deploy'd yet โ€” im in mah lab
not deploy'd yet โ€” im in mah lab ๐Ÿ”ง